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Oswego blowjob

Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob
Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!

Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
by TheAmazingNEZ February 26, 2011
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9mm blowjob

The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.
You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.
by Jet blak December 20, 2007
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accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008
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Funfetti Blowjob

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face
Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night
by Wes7710 December 27, 2010
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Kenny Blowjob

A Kenny blowjob is when a girl sucks a dick and moans as she does it, making her sound muffled. Much like how the character Kenny McCormick muffles when he is talking.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Kenny Blowjob last night
by KyKyBitch March 22, 2019
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blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.
Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.
by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018
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Bootcamp Blowjob

When a girl gives a blowjob by doing pushups, opening her mouth and allowing the penis to enter and exit her mouth as she goes down, then rises again.
I was in a Drill Seargent mood last night, so I made my girlfriend give me a Bootcamp Blowjob.
by JY Trackstar September 28, 2011
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