Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019
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Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
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Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message
me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness
by commablindness September 21, 2017
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Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
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Blind Squid

God I could really do with some blind squid!
by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019
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