blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 22, 2013
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tuna blinds

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.
by Grueller November 23, 2015
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vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy April 07, 2016
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Blind Vision

Blind hope, blind visions
Blind centre, one centre
Blind living and seeing
Blind hell, blind hell
Blind visions and no reasons
For action blind words
Blind visions and no reasons
No reasons for actions
In a dream when I''m reading pages full of words
The harder you look
It''s getting hard, it''s getting hard, it''s not
A dream''s a dream
In a dream when I''m reading pages
Pages full of words
It''s, it''s getting hard, it''s not
It''s not, it, it
It''s getting hard
It''s getting harder
It''s getting hard

Hold me closer now, hold me closer
That''s blind vision, blind vision
Push me harder now, harder push me harder
It''s blind hell, blind hell
Keep me spinning round and round
Blind centre, blind centre
Now I''m turning miles above the ground
That''s blind hell, blind hell, blind hell
by I can’t stand it anymore January 07, 2021
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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019
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