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bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.
Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?
by Doe, John April 12, 2013
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perris biles

the best lover andy bestfriend.Usually named after guys who are very truthful and knows there way around females. always takes care of his friends. great outstanding guy overall perfect boyfriend type. If you find yourself a perris biles keep him around.
sara-hey, whos that that?

diana-thats perris biles, he is the greatest guy i know. and he knows how to eat tacos and wrestle if you know what i mean.

sara-hahaha girl you nasty :)

diana-hey dont judge till you try it
by salome high school November 25, 2010
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The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.
Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"
by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021
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vacation bible school

you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021
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Bible Fucker

A person who knows the Bible thoroughly; inside-out.
Rob knows a good deal about Bible. He is one hell of a Bible Fucker.
by alexkoksuker October 19, 2008
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Queen James Bible

A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.

The Queen James Mission Statement:

So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:

4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"

4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
by tinylittleovaldogeggs March 7, 2008
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