When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.
Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?
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The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
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The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
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