bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

Bibleistic

How the extra cool kids say "of the bible"

Look at all those animals sitting there in twos... It's so bibleistic!

by Stephwtf May 21, 2018

Biblical Donkey

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words

person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!

by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019

Biblepuncher

A moderate Jew.

He is a biblepuncher, so what.

by Kotuist January 28, 2020

bible trumper

A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.

“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “

by Randie Blonde October 3, 2020

Bible 3

Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.

Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Bible 2

The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made

"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"

by yanopuedecaminar September 23, 2021