Benzen

Benzen – the name sounds like a luxury cologne, but don’t let that fool you. This guy smells like the back corner of a moldy teenage bedroom where old pizza boxes go to die. Imagine the dampness of a forgotten towel that’s been sitting in the laundry basket for three weeks, mixed with that weird sour smell of gym socks that should’ve been burned years ago. Every step he takes leaves behind the faint aroma of regret and expired Lynx Africa. If you’re within a 5-meter radius, your nose files for workers’ compensation. His bedroom? A biohazard zone. Mold growing on mold, with a bed that smells like it’s been marinating in teenage despair. When Benzen walks in, air fresheners pack their bags and leave

Bro, don’t sit next to Benzen—his room smells like a moldy teenage bedroom, and he walks around like a biohazard on legs; even air fresheners quit when he shows up.

by clanker August 25, 2025

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

bereket addisu

A femboy.

Stop being a bereket addisu

by 123456thgbn May 27, 2025

Beazey

1) An expression of approval, admiration, or agreement, often indicating something is effortless stylish, perfectly executed, or has a fierce vibe.

2) Sometimes used as a command or term of reassurance, likely owing to it's similarity to a contraction of "be easy", i.e, relax, chill, don't worry.

1) Did you see her new fit? Damn, that was beazey!

2) Yo, I don't know if we are going to be ready for the party tonight. -Beazey, Bro. I got it covered.

by Dr P. November 17, 2025

heredy-beredy

a "stoke" slang meaning leg-and-a-wing to all normal people

how did you break your arm joe?
my mates decided to heredy-beredy me down a hill liiiiiike.

by cui2n3ewdnn June 17, 2010

Mady Berber

Madyson michelle berber if you are fuckingreading this ima buttfuck you hahahaha lmao quirky

Mady Berber lets buttfuck

by RogerTaylor69420 April 8, 2019

Boxset Bereavement

The sense of sadness you feel when you watch the last episode of a series you've been enjoying.

I've watched all episodes of Cobra Kai and now I am suffering from boxset bereavement.

by Chrissie G January 22, 2021