by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019
Get the assassin mikemug. the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
by titrod2144 December 17, 2009
Get the mike rubymug. ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018
Get the mike wisowskimug. Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019
Get the Shirtless Mikemug. by Dave04a June 13, 2022
Get the Doctor Mikemug. by Richard Longe August 3, 2018
Get the mike andersonmug. The letters o (oscar) and m (mike) of the military phonetic alphabet which when used together indicates that a unit is "On the Move" or sometimes, "On Mission."
Headquarters ordered us to relocate our fighting positions AGAIN today, so we are fucking Oscar Mike. Goddamnit.
by 11C January 2, 2009
Get the oscar mikemug.