Jack batty

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.

Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.

by Naafta December 1, 2021

Romanian batty

A fat arse of a Romanian woman or girl

You know that Andy’s mum she’s got a right Romanian batty

by Mingemagnet November 28, 2019

Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

batty fiend

someone who is addicted to the batty, usually gay

oi watch out for that batty fiend!

by shithousedosser September 22, 2020

Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

Thilakshan lick that batty

That moment in the day when your head has a light feeling and you just want to collapse. This can be experienced when you drink too much air or eat too much water. Some may regard it as being 'fried or high'

Bro i just felt thilakshan lick that batty

by anonymous December 7, 2020

batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions

Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023