barfboy

the ultimate pseudo-superhero; the wimpiest wimp alive; the killer of all things cool; the wiener, the winer, but never the winner; who tends to cling like the stench of barf to your favorite jacket after a swell night out with other young pseudo-cool kids who just can't hold their liqueur down.........;if you know one, you should consider the alternatives to living, since it clearly isnt working for you..

S: and when he held me, i felt i could live through a worldwar, and i still wouldnt be scared
R: he looks like a barfboy, judging by his profile, i'd say he's surely a barfboy
S: well, he has called me 13 times since yesterday
R: as i said, barfboy, try to wash that stench out..............

by godsaveusall November 2, 2010

barf

sike, as in whatever was said is false.

margy: yo dana youre pretty.. barf !

by brehehe April 25, 2011

barf

A critical, idiotic, or exceptionally embarrassing failure. Has origins in California.

"Dude, did you see Eric flip off his teacher?"
"Who did?"
"Eric, man! He thought ROB tripped him!"
"Ha! MEGA BARF!"

by Feezy, my Neezy January 2, 2009

barf brain

When the recipient of oral sex is vomited on.

I threw up on my man while giving him head. He got barf brain!!

by Wtfdidijustdo April 27, 2017

snarf the barf

hitting the bong and getting bong water in your mouth.

You'll snarf the barf if you hit the bong too hard and theres too much water in it.

by viper9043 September 10, 2006

Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

by Weirdwun September 5, 2016

Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.

Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food

by The big boi igga boi July 16, 2017