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Baptista

Baptista, is a wonderful girl, she's nice, funny easy to get along with, very shy, but once you get to no her more you will see she's not so shy. she has black or brown hair, has brown eyes, and really nice lips. Baptista is quite mad so you start getting rude to her, she will bug out very easily. Baptista can be anyone's best friend, so if your her best friend your lucky to have her in your life. she doesn't take anyone's side to just feels like what's true for her.
wow baptista can be anyone's best friend.
I want to be her best firend.
by bvvvvvwswegbaptista July 1, 2019
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Bappop

an unfunny member of the male sexuality
My friend made the worst joke today! He's such a Bappop.
by /summon April 25, 2022
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baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.
Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.
by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017
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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that dare to call themselves a Church. OBVIOUSLY they haven't read the Bible. Sent to hell, stop teaching your kids that stuff.
Westboro Baptist Church: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Me: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING, GO READ THE BIBLE! STOP ALIENATING PEOPLE!
by Big_Ranter July 3, 2009
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Westboro Baptist Church

A Church that believes God hates everyone but themselves and who are a bunch or crackpots. These people believe that when military men and woman die it was God's wrath because America is too tolerant towards homosexuals. They believe 911 and Tsunamis were and are blessings and America is doomed.

In other words they believe utter and complete bullshit
Friend one: "Hey i go to the Westboro Baptist Church"
Friend two: "God loves everyone you know that right"
Friend one: "Bullshit, he only loves those of us who are saved in the church"
Friend two: "Dumbass"
by MadeHartt April 14, 2010
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Westboro baptist church

Westboro Baptist Church Members are the biggest trolls in the world. They have been so successful that they have been banned from entering countries.
by Scott_the_bookeeper February 23, 2010
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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of over 70 people (all inbred probably and from the same family) who think more about sex than the average slut.
"God hates Fags!" Said the Westboro Baptist Church...FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ON EARTH.
by cool guy 94 April 24, 2013
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