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Roudy badger 

roudy badger is a badger on a mission to mess your shit up with its millitant attitude .these badgers are not to be messed with they usally only attack forest dwellers/campers but have been known to attack randoms!There only kown habbitat is freshwater !WARNIG these badgers can open zips.
punch those roudy badgers through the tent!

did you see the look in those roudy badgers eyes!
Roudy badger by cobiow August 23, 2009
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Billy Badgered 

Being tired or 'knackered'.
Person 1: Mate Im billy badgered
Person 2: What??
Person 1: Knackered
Billy Badgered by gordograd December 26, 2009

Sideways Badger 

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Sideways Badger by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017

sketchy badger 

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.
sketchy badger by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018

Easing the Badger 

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.
Bruv, you getting another round?! You must be a bader!
Bader by Rossy D April 23, 2010

Badger tap 

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
Badger tap by JamesEvan October 25, 2011