awkward shuffle 

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.

Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.

awkward shuffle by death rabbit May 21, 2010

Awkward Bomb 

When someone says something that destroys the whole conversation by making it that awkward

Jim: Jenny always eats the fatso

Claire: Thats because shes pregnant you dick!

*Dead conversation*

Dave: Jim just dropped the awkward bomb

Awkward Bomb by King Blurgh April 8, 2011

Awkward Curbiness 

The awkward feeling that you get waiting at a curb for someone to pick you up, with other cars going by.

This morning I experienced awkward curbiness when I had to wait for a friend at a curb who was half an hour late! I felt so awkward with all the cars passing by!

Awkward Curbiness by An0nnnnnnnnn June 27, 2011

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

Awkward and Crumbly by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

Awkward buffer 

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

Awkward buffer by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

Awkward-Annie 

(1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying

Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.

That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie

Awkward-Annie by student456 August 6, 2012

Awkward Sloth Slap 

Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.

Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.

Awkward Sloth Slap by LTG291 January 10, 2013