Austin

Austin is trash but some how has a girlfriend

Austin is trash

by I love Zaria June 27, 2018

Austin

A guy who is irrelevant.

Did you see him today? He is becoming an Austin.

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

Austin

a male obsessed with hair who has an older brother, and some very interesting stories involving DnD

He's such an Austin!

by HairyParmesan March 27, 2015

Austin

Thinks he knows it all but truly knows nothing. Gets no girls. You might as well call him a feMale.

Youre such an Austin

by Aostin October 1, 2017

Austin

A weird kid that fingers and fucks dog but denies it.

Austin is weird because he fucks dogs.

by Somerandomguy001 June 13, 2018

austin

someone with an abnormally huge nose

oh look it's austin cole david with his huge nose!

by hsdnmjfx March 16, 2017

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009