August 8th

National Orgasm Day.
Everyone have sex on this day

Hey bro , my girl and i are having sex today its national orgasm day its august 8th

by tinachick July 7, 2011

august 29

National kiss your girlfriend day.

It is august 29th.

by august 29th November 9, 2021

August 31

The day a bad ass bitch was brought into this hell hole we call earth, they are a virgo and they love mocking their science teacher and throwing computer moniters down from the top floor of their apartment complex

Wow you're born in August 31? You're a fucking baddieee

by Theybaddassbitch05 August 6, 2020

August 28

Most badass people are born on this day. If looks could kill, they would be serial killers. They might look closed off, mean, cold hearted but once you get to know them they are the exact opposite. Hanging out with them brings peace and excitement. They have a crazy and wild side ( if you came across and met that side of theirs , you are the luckiest person ever. ) and could be a sweet angel if treated well. Their humour is underrated and sarcastic, you just can’t get enough of it and you will fall in love with their adoring , bold personality. Their beauty is one of a kind. Simple and elegant yet holds so much power. One look and you’ll get obsessed. Be warned!

1: Hey , when’s your birthday ?

: August 28
1: I knew it , you’re one of a kind.

by letssgetdrunk November 22, 2021

August 22nd

The prettiest date out of all of them, a good day to get married, or ask someone out, or just love.
Love love love

Hey Happy August 22nd!! <33

Aww thank you!! Happy August 22nd to you too!!! <3

I love youu

I love you moree

by Lena_outtahsre August 22, 2021

August 3rd

if your birthday is august 3rd then lucky you!!! you have a great birthday as it is right in the middle of summer which means that you can have the best outdoors birthday party! you are kind caring and kinda crazy. this also means you are really aesthetic and love your scrunchies and bracelets as they are the perfect accessories with a plain basic summer outfit- great for bdays!!

I leave for holiday on August 3rd

by cely:))) November 4, 2019

August 30th

Smack ass day

Grab some ass on August 30th

by Oh yeah yeah 489 August 29, 2019