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Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.
"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."
by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009
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Flaming apache

In order to execute a text book flaming apache, first you need to light the girls pubic hair on fire right before you are about to bust, then you bust your load all over the fire in order to put out. (try at own risk)
When that bitches pubes went up in flames i almost thought of just letting them burn, but i decided the flaming apache was the way to go.
by A.K January 10, 2005
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anathema

Some Schizophrenic bastard who lives down the hall from you, and stares you like he might kill you next.
He calls himself Dangerous Death. I think he is an anathemic bastard.
by Beckham, David B March 22, 2003
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Judd Apatow

The act of fucking a girl vagina style and then pulling out and cumming in her belly button.
She was worried about getting sperminated so I Judd Apatowed that bitch!
by Ben d'Ovheure June 17, 2008
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Apathiest

An Apathiest is someone who has no use for religion, does not really give a crap about it, but believes in the existence of God or other "higher powers"
"I think god probably exists, but as an Apathiest I don't see the point of religion, and don't feel the need to belong to one"
by ToadMonkey September 8, 2009
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apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back
by cracky March 1, 2003
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APATT

APATT is an acronym for the phrase "All Porn All The Time"

Heard in the movie Domino by a Nymphomaniac talking about the future of Television!
by D Scott October 16, 2005
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