shock the monkey

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation

He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!

by Mallary November 27, 2006

State of Shock

An amazing alt band from Vancouver, Canada, best known for their single Money Honey.

I love it when Sirius Hits 1 plays State of Shock!

by Spyder Harrison September 25, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

by LJ Dizzle December 9, 2008

Toxic Shock

A sick nasty finishing maneuver in a new jersey backyard wrestling federation. It is a Modified Schwein into a complete shot.

DAMN! HAZARD MASHED HIM UP WITH THAT SIGNATURE TOXIC SHOCK!!

by LALALANIGGAH March 20, 2009

After Shock

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.

"Oh shit, I just had after shock."

by Anonymouos November 13, 2005

cock shock

when a guy gets so horny when he's about to have sex and cums before it even starts

He got cock shock from her undressing.

by caz March 18, 2003

cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 21, 2004