When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
by Drogon are da best November 27, 2020
A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
by That’s Lesbian August 18, 2022
Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!
by snufalupogous August 31, 2010
by Richardramerizbussylice May 24, 2022