pig treats

1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.

2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.

Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.

by feeriker April 11, 2007

Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008

trick or treat

a threat issued by children or full grown adults as they go from door to door stealing candy.

'Trick or Treat'

by Big Chungus 47 November 28, 2020

Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.

I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

doggy treat

A female who attracts dogs(male hoes)

Damn Ben Maria is such a doggy treat

by NateTheLost June 17, 2016

skeezy treats

An extremely hot, attractive woman that is also moderately to extremely promiscuous.

Damn dude, those chicks last night were some serious skeezy treats.

by sheHATEme April 11, 2019

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025