Don't stand for the traveler

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!
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Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.
Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?
by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020
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travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state
Get that travel dirt off of you
by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018
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Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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travel 2024

pati, andra and payola's iconic trip to romania 😍😍😍
person a: ugh i'm so sad let's do something fun
person b: yes let's pull a travel 2024
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Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 06, 2023
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Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.
by Acidbbq March 19, 2022
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