Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

Pork Salad

n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.

by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009

Girl Salad

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009

Ass Salad

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

Salad Shaker

The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.

~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown

Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.

Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''

by Justaprankbro May 9, 2018

fruit salad

1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.

by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010

egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

by anon November 21, 2002