River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009

Gorilla strong

A type of overestimated strength usually due to a combination of alcohol drugs and a regular workout program.

This perceived strength normally gets you an over night stay in the county jail.

John Was gorilla strong which enabled him to smash out a car windshield with his bare hands , and subsequent arrest.

by Rctiger June 1, 2016

Gorilla Boobs

Gorilla Boobs are bulky human female breasts. These breasts are large, slightly hairy, and at a quick glance look like they should be attached to a gorilla.

"Did you see the breasts on her? She had gorilla boobs! Where's the zoo?"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 14, 2018

gorilla dab

Shaquille O’Neal introduced to the world his ‘Gorilla Dab’ dance,

Shaq is on TNT doin his new dance the "Gorilla Dab"

by WSFR May 26, 2016

Gorilla pose

When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out

Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad

by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017

gorilla cunt

When a pussy is so beaten up that it starts to look like a gorillas lips.

Yo i fucked Sheniqua so hard last night, I left her her looking like a gorilla cunt

by definitely bored June 8, 2016

Gorilla clamping

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.

That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

by AceBriggy69 April 3, 2021