jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015

Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art

Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!

by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

by Indiii April 4, 2016

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 19, 2015

Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?

Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.

by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018