truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

Chuck in a truck

A derogatory name given to contractors whom do less than par work. They will win you saying they'll do it for a song. Make sure you check reviews to stay ahead of the masses.

Man that chuck in a truck can do some sheet metal work. Though you can't dress up a turd and call it code. Be nice super techs.

by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

fiya truck

its that high pitched, sounding way of saying fire truck.

Mommy!! Mommy!! Did you see the fiya truck!?

by TaGinger42 June 21, 2010

special truck

A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it

I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot

by Hightower7 May 26, 2014

Chooch truck

Any oversized over accessorized pickup truck... could be festooned with a variety of rednecky bumper stickers

Hey, check out the redneck with his chooch truck.

by nottachooch June 27, 2017

truck or treating

When you ride around on the back of a truck throwing candy at kids on Halloween.

You going goin trick or treating?
"Nah I'm going truck or treating"

by Ninjaturtle101 December 31, 2015