Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.
Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.
by Shimbels June 10, 2010
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Trousers

hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 21, 2022
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Trousers

the very english word for pants
Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...
by khroma December 01, 2021
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 03, 2023
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left trouser legger

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024
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Trouser Blossom

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom
by One Done January 18, 2012
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Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 25, 2009
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