Plums

Suck my scrotal sack

Will you make me a coffee? No suck my plums

by Sparkyhd February 15, 2019

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Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick

I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum

by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019

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plum tuckered

being so tired after a plum tuckering day of breaking your arm and becoming a horse girl that you go to bed at 5pm much to everyone’s suspicion

henry: henryway, i am plum tuckered. i’m going to bed.
piper: but it’s only 5 o’clock?
henry: already? oh jeez i am plum tuckered goodnight

by jacenormanlover May 2, 2022

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Think blumpkin, but different. The chick is the one taking a dump, but you're still the one getting your dick sucked. It's never your first choice, or second for that matter. Its more of a last resort.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.

Jaclyn's alarm didn't go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. Anthony knew that if he wanted to get his dick sucked that morning he'd have to settle for a stinky plum.

by Djinbo September 4, 2016

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