Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

Miami vice

A Miami vice is when you girl is on her period and you give her a creampie. Cum and blood look like the miami vice drink

Bro, i gave my girl a Miami vice last night

by Masterjasta November 23, 2021

miami bimmer club

A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.

You guys going to the Miami Bimmer Club meet at Beat Culture Thursday?

by That Tech Mario November 23, 2021

Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).

Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.

"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.

You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.

by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023