a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024
Get the miami super soakermug. by User118384 July 12, 2021
Get the Miami Reekmug. me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020
Get the miami springsmug. The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.
Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.
Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.
Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.
by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023
Get the miami moondustmug. A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.
Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.
by thpseudonym July 8, 2023
Get the Miami Springs Middle Schoolmug. by Crazy blonde freak July 22, 2022
Get the Miami hurricanemug. by Pineapplepanda April 18, 2022
Get the Miami Colamug.