The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.

"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."

by Just_Tom April 9, 2010

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

Chinese Mingle

To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.

Aww shit Donkey, I’ve been Chinese mingled.

by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 25, 2011

Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.

"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals

“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021