Big Useless Dick

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.

Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

by scorpiowoman111 May 16, 2016

big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.

But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.

by mandingoe October 05, 2004

big ol' dick

A word Southern US folk use to describe when they are having a hankering for sausages. Also used to describe a dominos pizza delivery guy when he comes to your door, especially if his name is Steve.

See Neebs Gaming on Youtube

Hey Justin, I need a big ol' dick right now. I got a hankering for one.

Justin: Dominos is delivering a pizza to our house. The delivery guy's name is Steve.

Jacqueline: Steve has a big 'ol dick!

by Goldleader7 January 25, 2017

big foot dick

A person whom doesn't wash thier nuts or penis for a period of time that makes an sour odor.

ummm,,,,,, i smell me some big foot dick the girl said to bill.

by BigSmitty November 05, 2006

Big ass dick

when you see a bick ass cock and your like dayum, that mutherfucker got a big ass dick i wish i could suck that shit until it creams in my butt all night.

Hey bro you have a big ass dick, i bet you could tear my ass apart with that thing.

by AKSAFFARI January 11, 2009

Big boy dick

Commonly known as ERIC PEREZ also goes by thug master, has abnormally large male organs. He is also from Africa and does not shave.

Big boy dick likes to dick slang little children. (X

by SHRILANKAHHAHa February 23, 2011