taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

poglie bear

A polar bear.

Damn, look at that poglie bear fighting that dinosaur. That is awesome.

by Squidge2 November 16, 2010

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008

Cheer Bear

The hottest Care Bear to ever fuck in the ass

You don’t need an example of Cheer Bear

by A Guy that likes rock music November 6, 2021