Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)

I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

Wicked Witch of the West

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.

John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!

by hmmmmmmmmmmmidk September 1, 2009

willy wanker

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Wicked Up

The state one is in from drinking too much "wicky" or Alcohol. Similar to "wasted". Complete lack of the ability to form a sentance, or walk without assistance.

Ben was so wicked up last weekend he gave the motorboat to his friends wife!

by Big Red Bandit January 18, 2009

wicked juckets

"The Wicked Juckets" A Rock and Roll band circa 2000 A.D., made up of Lakevillian Juckets; T.M., R. G., C.C., T.G. The Wicked Juckets preformed at venues such as Bridge Street Station, Fairhaven, MA and New Wave Cafe, New Bedford, MA

Yesha boy, wets go downoo Wonnie's basement and wisten to da Wicked Juckets!

by wicked jucket December 24, 2008