Your mum

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Your mum hot

by Smallchunguz July 27, 2021

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

mum zone

when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone

i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys

it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me

aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)

did he just get put in the mum zone

by badd1€ March 16, 2021

Your mum

The person that I fucked in the ass so god damn hard

Your mum taste so good -1
Your not my friend -2

by The man who has a chin March 8, 2022

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

Haleems mum

The pengest munch

Have you ever seen Haleems mum? She eats curry lol

by Thomas Naylor October 3, 2020

Andrea(mum)

Andrea is my mum she's the best she's caring,loving and she'll always put others before herself I love my mum and I might not show it mum but I love you

Andrea(mum).oh she's my mum she's my world

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020