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Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.
"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"
by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019
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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
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Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.
Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
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Dollar weight on a dime

A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.
I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.
by McHuffy April 13, 2017
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Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
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Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
mugGet the Puppy-Weightmug.

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
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