Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

Fatso weight

Fatso weight ; is over 100kg

Your approaching the 100k club, fatso weight, would you like a big Mac with extra cheese or a pizza?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020

Weight Traitor

A body positive person who looses so much weight that they can not be identified as overweight anymore and betrayed the movement.

Linda is a Weight Traitor because she losses 100 pounds and is not fat anymore.

by Christian Letonja July 13, 2020

Dollar weight on a dime

A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.

I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.

by McHuffy April 13, 2017

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017