The most basic girl you will ever meet. Vsco girls are often seen wearing long shirts and short shorts that look from afar like they have no pants on. The wear birkenstocks and crocs and are mostly seen with a scrunchie on in a high bun or pony tail. They will ALWAYS have a hydroflask and a Kanken(am I right?) backback
They will say things like "An I oop sksksksk (ss-k)" or "Oops I dropped my hydroflask" when they drop their hydroflask which they do on purpose but, seek attention. They will often be found sleeping on they're trampoline. Oh and I can't forget...."Save the turtles sksksk I THAT A PLASTIC STRAW!?!"
They will say things like "An I oop sksksksk (ss-k)" or "Oops I dropped my hydroflask" when they drop their hydroflask which they do on purpose but, seek attention. They will often be found sleeping on they're trampoline. Oh and I can't forget...."Save the turtles sksksk I THAT A PLASTIC STRAW!?!"
"I saw here wearing a scrunchie! She is such a VSCO Girl!!"
"You know that VSCO Girl? She got sent home because it looked like she had underwear on!"
"You know that VSCO Girl? She got sent home because it looked like she had underwear on!"
by I swear to brendon urie October 15, 2019

The most basic girl you’ll ever ever see. They have a scrunchie on there wrist all the time ( even in there sleep) . They have all the vsco essentials like hydroflasks, friendship bracelets, etc. Usually seen walking around with a tube top, shorts, hair in a messy bun, and a scrunchie on there wrist. They think there very quirky with there crocs. There bassically the girls who fit in with the trends. If a vsco girl invites you over for a sleepover, don’t expect a formal sleepover with movies and a bed. They like to have sleepovers in a trampoline with lots of blankets and pillows. They also spray lots of Mario Badescu facial spray before bed and in the morning. Vsco girls usually edit all there photos with the C1 Filter. They also like to say “ skskksks” and “ and i oop-“ a lot. As a vsco girl myself, U know from experience. But if you ever use a plastic straw in front of them, you’ll get attacked. Make sure to use a metal straw infront of them. If you like Quirky, trendy, basic, and fun friends, the vsco girl is the right girl for you.
girl 1 ( not vsco): Hey
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)
vsco girl: and i oop-
girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?
girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)
vsco girl: and i oop-
girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?
girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)
by local girl guide August 15, 2019

how to be a vsco roadman
1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019

Just some girls that will walk around saying sksksksks and showing off their hydro flask just so that they can be more attractive to men
by avscoboy156 September 5, 2019

That one basic annoying girl i school usually named Rebbeca and wears a shell necklace and has more that 50 scrunchies also has more that 1 hydro flask and metal straws
Girl 1 “Ew who’s that”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying”
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying”
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks”
by ThatOneFisteylatina November 11, 2019

A deformality in the brain that affects the Cerebrum region. It stops all possibilities of critical thinking.
by Jeremy7117 September 29, 2019

this annoying idiot that says skskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskskskskksksksksksksksskskksk a lot,caried a fat hydroflask, and is a jeep freak.
by ChillShadyPerson September 29, 2019
