valentine's daby

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.

My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.

by alt99 January 21, 2010

Valencard

A Valentine's Day card.

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.

by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017

valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

by EnerJax February 1, 2004

valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.

I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.

by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010

Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019

castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

by oracle March 12, 2004