When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
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Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.
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