Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
by Wolfboy June 29, 2004
Get the Twat Boymug. by Shinigami June 12, 2003
Get the delusional twatmug. by larry278 April 26, 2009
Get the twattedmug. "Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
by George the 3rd April 22, 2008
Get the super twatmug. Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.
Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!
by an_angry_person December 17, 2016
Get the Bag of Twatmug. 1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.
1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!
by Spook&Roo June 24, 2010
Get the twat terrioristmug. Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011
Get the Twat Salamimug.