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turkish

A character from the movie "Snatch"-Played by actor Jason Flaming- He is also the narrator of the film,he has an assistant that 's called Tommy "Da Tit" and the toughest motherfucker in the movie-quite a wierd name for a guy huh...
Turkish:"what's up with those sausagges Charlie?"
Charlie:"Five minutes,Turkish"

Man that Turkish bloke rulz!
by Benny D1 March 24, 2007
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turkish rug

a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels
"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"
by moook July 23, 2006
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Turbined

(v) - Taking a seven year old music system and revamping it in such a way that it breaks the volume balance between instruments, breaks the sound quality of individual instruments and renders the ability to play large ensemble pieces largely impossible.

To be Turbined is to have your transcribed songs *trashed* due to someone's bright idea to release half-assed code into the live game you are still wacky enough to pay for.

Turbined - the best way to kill a game.
"They Turbined the music system even though we begged them not to release this crap into live gameplay!"

"The devs Turbined themselves when they released a brokeass music system, evidenced by how many players have decided to leave."

"When the musicians were Turbined, a lot of them cancelled their VIP subscriptions."
by Fionwyn November 16, 2014
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Turning blue

During a heroin overdose, some people's skin, nails and lips turn blue do to lack of oxygen in the blood stream.
"I saw my baby, she was turning blue, I knew that soon her young life would be through."- Iggy Pop
by Stillravenmad September 18, 2009
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Turkish Minstrel

This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.

The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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torking

Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse
Jenna is torking joe as we speak.
by Torking July 2, 2017
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.
"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."
by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012
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