Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.
Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!
by benormous April 23, 2006
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Fallopian Tubes

the game where you see who can shout fallopian tubes the loudest.
by Loominati666 April 08, 2015
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ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.
(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.
by shortie64 April 01, 2009
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Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten August 18, 2008
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The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 29, 2021
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tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 28, 2019
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Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
by GladDyos November 01, 2022
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