trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 03, 2023
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Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
by maudibe July 09, 2016
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Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.
Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.
by Ryzo Tagworth November 07, 2020
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Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.
Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.
by 7thMarineDoc May 07, 2018
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Trouser Blossom

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom
by One Done January 18, 2012
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Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 25, 2009
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shake money off his trousers

have so much money that one can give some to somebody on demand at once. The possessive adjective may be one's, her, my, our or their as the case may be.
He is so rich that he can shake money off his trousers.
by uttam maharjan March 30, 2010
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