a ninja with a lot of money
by bikkie21 October 25, 2023
Someone who is an epic pro at the popular game Fortnite: Battle Royale, but he only showers every 2 weeks 😲
by Vincent Ford November 16, 2021
by Samtheman61 January 25, 2021
A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 06, 2020