Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

neck traffic

Neck traffic occurs when the neck darkens in most spots, except where "roads" are formed by the folds of the skin not exposed to color. It can make the neck look like traffic is forming.

Damn, check out that woman. She has so much neck traffic, she needs a stop light!

by Cassmoneybunny November 23, 2023

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

Traffic mukillukuty

Traffic mukillukuty is an american wanna be rapper from ENLEWOOD TN.... while his ep "past present and future"hasnt been released it is sure to be a multi platinum record by october 2012..
Card subject to change . Explination: mukillukuty has many enemies and could very well be killed before the album's release date.

Traffic mukillukuty will mount you like a dear.

by Ďick shaver May 25, 2021