The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.

Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*

by Alien blues January 21, 2022

Travellers

A group of blokes who get on the gear regularly and never know what tf is going to happen next.

“Greetings Travellers!”

by Bitty_Trave September 18, 2019

travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.

Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?

by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020

Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship

I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.

by jleeactive April 2, 2024