Tokyo

Used to describe a gutless, cowardly human being with a micro-sized penis whose sole purposes in life are to endorse cheating and suck off a bunch of billionaires in luxury boxes.

I was over at the New Valley Tavern when this total Tokyo came prancing in staring at my new sandals with his poopy dick winking me right in the eye.

by kikoooooooo December 31, 2020

tokyo..dreams

The weird ass tiktoker

Omg do u like a tokyo..dreams
Yeah
Die /j

by Mollielol September 7, 2021

tokyo sandblaster

ice cold handjobs often sold in groups of 3 for 5k

for the perfect tokyo sandblaster she put her hands deep in the bucket of ice til they became optimal tempature for some ice cold handjobs

by ice cold handjobs November 12, 2010

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.

I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.

by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025

Tokyo

A dumbass nigga

“ that nigga Tokyo is dumb as hell “

by Urmomsnewbf September 3, 2022

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024