Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.
His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
by JacksFanClub April 9, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.
2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance
2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance
Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?
Me: Uh, well he is jacked.
Cousin: Ew
Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?
Me: Uh, well he is jacked.
Cousin: Ew
Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?
by Russelstover August 1, 2009
Get the jackedmug. Jack-
A very attractive guy who has girls falling for him left and right. He is very funny, and easy to be around. No girl can resist a jack, he is a sexy beast and liked much better than people by the name of Shane.
A very attractive guy who has girls falling for him left and right. He is very funny, and easy to be around. No girl can resist a jack, he is a sexy beast and liked much better than people by the name of Shane.
by 123jesuslol October 22, 2016
Get the Jackmug. Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the jackedmug. by jackmandigger May 31, 2007
Get the jacksmug. Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
Hi Jacky
by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
Get the Jackmug. by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
Get the Jackmug.