Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.
by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019
World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021
When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
by Bag Factory December 23, 2021
The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.
Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.
Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.
by Beennnn May 30, 2011
by dick of the day May 02, 2010
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by G_Money1 November 30, 2015