thomas

a big fat fucking asshole which should not exist

i hate thomas

by I Hate Thomas March 16, 2020

The Thomas

N.
1.Highest Texan Ranking.

2.Extremely Heterosexual, to the point of all men's jealousy.

"Can it get cooler than The Thomas? I think not."

"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"

"You are SO not The Thomas!!"

by The GBD March 11, 2005

thomas

thomas is a great boyfriend. Hes so funny smart and loyal. hes the kinda guy you want in your life and never want to let go of. Hes also super cute and charming , he is a bit of a player but will always love you the most! hes very athletic and great at sports. he respects everyone in his life but will also stand up for him self. all and and you want thomas in your life!!

Very funny and loyal you want a Thomas in you life!!!

by 12255 January 7, 2019

thomas

verb.
A way to say that something is fucked. Bonus point when a person names Thomas fucked it up.

"I heard that Alex's house got thomas'd."

"I was playing my 3DS when Thomas thomas'd it. Now I can't play it anymore."

by msum June 25, 2016

thomas

to relapse a girl's (or man's) anus.

Charlene, sorry about last night. You should have told me you had a fragile anus so I wouldn't have Thomased you.

by asdfjk December 19, 2007

Thoma

the super cool and hot malewife for the Kamisato clan

he’s so pretty please everytime I see him i un-aroace, my clothes magically disappear?? Helpj

he has big honkers too, good to sleep on, good to grab, pretty heavy too sir do you need me to hold them for you

“hey bestie what are you looking at?” “Thoma the super hot sexy cleaner I want to break my back 😍🙏”

by #1 scara fan **REAL** October 13, 2021

thoma

a good looking mf in genshin impact. kaeya and childe mixed, with a little ponytail. i want him to crush my head between his thighs tbh

thoma is so sexy

by kaeyasmommymilkersss July 23, 2021