Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

secret slag

a slag that keeps it low-key, she may be the biggest slag but no one knows it

Omg today I found out all this time Jessica has been a secret slag, man who knew!

by vodkashotss August 3, 2017

Secret forces

Secret forces is an elite group trained to complete secretive missions. They are not commonly known but are a major point that shaped our world today and was created during the 1700s

Brandon had been chosen to become apart of an elite force known as the secret forces

by #******^** May 18, 2016

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.

John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.

by bro colli March 10, 2019

secret dom

someone who is dom in bed but sub when cuddling

“OMG EVAN I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET DOM” said reuben

*Ethan jerking off in the corner*

by womanbeater August 14, 2021