Muffin Fest

large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).

We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight

by dimrod80 June 14, 2013

thot muffin

The most sluttiest bitch around

Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"

by lostinsauce November 19, 2016

Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.

Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"

by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009

muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.

Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!

by speens November 7, 2010

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009