Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Fatty Wang

A cock so large and wide, every woman who attempts it ends up in the hospital

John has a Fatty wang

by Asswagon0907 December 26, 2020

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.

'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell

by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009

Fatty Acid

Elliot is a menace to society.

He is a literally furry. You CANNOT tell me no. #Fatty Acid

by Elliot is a furry February 15, 2022